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New episodes released Thursdays at 9:30 P.M., American Eastern Time

Five American high-school students from all walks of life spend their free-time, not at home, but at the Junkfood Bar--hosted by resident jolly fatman Ernie.  But the happy days are long over, for the wicked witch with indefinite PMS, Rita Repulsive and her minions attack earth with really fake looking monsters.  Can Zordon and his wacky side-kick Alpha convince the Five American Teenagers from All Walks of Life to become the Pathetic Rangers and stop them from harming the wanna-be actors of Angel Grave?  Find out!

Credits:

 Main Cast: Jason; the slow witted weight lifter  . . . . . . Red Ranger

            Zack; the token black guy  . . . . . . . . . . . Black Ranger

            Billy; local geek always paying for lunch . . . . Blue Ranger

            Trini; virgin sacrifice . . . . . . . . . . . . Yellow Ranger

            Kimberly; their main squeeze  . . . . . . . . . . Pink Ranger

            Zordon . . . . . . The Old Man's Floating Head in a Fish Bowl 

            Alpha 5  . . . . . . Blind Actress and Part-Time Receptionist

            Bulk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That Fat Guy

            Skull . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Skinny Dude

            Ms. Appleweed . . . . . Angel Grave Highschool's ONLY Teacher

            Mr. Capbutt . . . . . . Toupe Gag Man and Part-Time Principal