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Current or former friends, girlfriends, business partners, acquiantances and family members--need a way to reach me immediately? Using this web page, you can leave your telephone number and I will call you as soon as I have access to a telephone. And, even if I don't know who you are but you would like to contact me for any of the above kinds of relationships, go ahead and send a page. I'll call you back within 24 hours.


This web page has been established on the internet as a courtesy to family, friends, acquaintances, and anybody who would like to contact me to begin a relationship on a business, platonic or intimate level. ABUSE OF THIS SERVICE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED and harassing pages and voicemail will be reported to the Police immediately for an investigation. And, all evident incidences of harrassment will be procecuted to the fullest extent of the law. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I monitor pages daily between 8:00 A.M. and 10:00 P.M. Pacific Standard Time and return all calls within 24 hours. If you have my special set of numeric codes, I will know who you are immediately and call you back at your usual telephone number as fast as I can find a phone. I will also be paged to check my voicemail if you leave a message.

Ground rules: No more than one page per 24 hour period. (Each page over a certain number gets billed to my account and I do call everyone back eventually. If I don't call you back in 48 hours, call the police because I'm missing.) Only page when you are available and have access to the phone number you have sent to my pager within the next 2 hours. Phone tag sucks.

Send-a-Page Form

All right, let's do it. Just follow these instructions and everything should work. If you can't read, then... How the heck'd you get here in the first place??

Type the area code and telephone number (with extension, if you have one) that you would like me to call:

Please click the [BACK] button when you see the message that your page was sent. The link on that confirmation page will take you to the Beepwear Motorola/Timex (MTX) web site--not this one.

Lynx users will get an "Alert!: HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error" message. Please disregard it. I will get your page anyway. You just wont get the web page that says I did.

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